life in a glass house



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a story one of my kids just wrote (original spelling and grammar preserved)

Danny is a Boss of delinquents because yesterday Danny said me ‘hey James Let’s smoking and drinking with me’ so I said ‘No, are you crazy?’  Danny said me ‘Then I will drink and smoking alone and I will buy a drugs you wants to?’  so I said ‘man, wake up!’  Then danny said ‘I’m wake up your not my friend because you do not drink, smoke and have drugs!’  So I said ‘I don’t need a freind like you go to the hell If you do bad things every day you will die soon I will give you one of white flower’