Amanda Blank, please marry me

Amanda Blank, please marry me

posted 1 day ago on December 4th, 2009 at 18:38 /
posted 3 days ago on December 3rd, 2009 at 01:56 /

«I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.»

Joel Rosenberg

posted 3 days ago on December 2nd, 2009 at 20:30 /
Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell: After nearly four years of construction at an estimated cost of 750 million souls, Corpadverticus, the new 10th circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.  The Blockbuster Video-sponsored circle, located in Nether Hell between the former eighth and ninth levels of Malebolge and Cocytus, is expected to greatly alleviate the overcrowding problems that have plagued the infernal underworld in recent years. The circle is the first added to Hell in its countless-millennia history…

Tenth Circle Added To Rapidly Growing Hell: After nearly four years of construction at an estimated cost of 750 million souls, Corpadverticus, the new 10th circle of Hell, finally opened its doors Monday.  The Blockbuster Video-sponsored circle, located in Nether Hell between the former eighth and ninth levels of Malebolge and Cocytus, is expected to greatly alleviate the overcrowding problems that have plagued the infernal underworld in recent years. The circle is the first added to Hell in its countless-millennia history…

posted 4 days ago on December 1st, 2009 at 15:22 /
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The Coup - My Favorite Mutiny

posted 5 days ago on November 30th, 2009 at 13:32 /
I had to be silly on at least one of my course evaluations…

I had to be silly on at least one of my course evaluations…

posted 6 days ago on November 30th, 2009 at 00:35 /
seriously, people.  seriously.

seriously, people.  seriously.

posted 1 week ago on November 25th, 2009 at 15:01 via youmaybeoffended /
Nation’s Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners:  Amid continued reports detailing the CIA’s use of loud music to torture detainees at Guantánamo Bay, pop-culture elitists from across the country gathered in the nation’s capital Monday to protest the uninspired song selections employed in the brutal treatment of inmates.  “To remain silent about the abhorrent methods used to interrogate alleged enemy combatants would be a betrayal of the ideals we hold most dear,” said New Yorker music critic Sasha Frere-Jones, a spokesperson for the loose coalition of music snobs.  “I mean, ‘Enter Sandman,’ from Metallica’s 1991 self-titled album? Really? Not to say there isn’t some classic stuff on the torture playlist, but even my 12-year-old nephew would choose something a little more unexpected than Nine Inch Nails to shatter an utterly demoralized man’s already tenuous grip on reality.”

Nation’s Music Snobs Protest Predictable Use Of Metallica, Pantera To Torture Prisoners:  Amid continued reports detailing the CIA’s use of loud music to torture detainees at Guantánamo Bay, pop-culture elitists from across the country gathered in the nation’s capital Monday to protest the uninspired song selections employed in the brutal treatment of inmates.  “To remain silent about the abhorrent methods used to interrogate alleged enemy combatants would be a betrayal of the ideals we hold most dear,” said New Yorker music critic Sasha Frere-Jones, a spokesperson for the loose coalition of music snobs.  “I mean, ‘Enter Sandman,’ from Metallica’s 1991 self-titled album? Really? Not to say there isn’t some classic stuff on the torture playlist, but even my 12-year-old nephew would choose something a little more unexpected than Nine Inch Nails to shatter an utterly demoralized man’s already tenuous grip on reality.”


posted 1 week ago on November 24th, 2009 at 11:31 /
posted 1 week ago on November 23rd, 2009 at 20:51 /
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Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man

posted 2 weeks ago on November 21st, 2009 at 23:18 /
posted 2 weeks ago on November 18th, 2009 at 05:36 /
the recipe for a cocktail called The Walking Dead, any takers?

the recipe for a cocktail called The Walking Dead, any takers?

posted 2 weeks ago on November 16th, 2009 at 13:57 /
posted 3 weeks ago on November 9th, 2009 at 21:45 /
someone PLEASE get me this book for Christmukkah - Bar Mitzvah Disco: The Music May Have Stopped, but the Party’s Never Over
“A collection of more than 30 photographs culled from bar and bat mitzvahs from the 70s to the early 90s with essays by friends of the authors like Sarah Silverman and A.J. Jacobs, Bar Mitzvah Disco…is at first glance a nostalgia tour through an era of unprecedented bourgeois tackiness. But…it is also a cultural history, albeit one with a Duran Duran backbeat.” — New York Times Styles

someone PLEASE get me this book for Christmukkah - Bar Mitzvah Disco: The Music May Have Stopped, but the Party’s Never Over

“A collection of more than 30 photographs culled from bar and bat mitzvahs from the 70s to the early 90s with essays by friends of the authors like Sarah Silverman and A.J. Jacobs, Bar Mitzvah Disco…is at first glance a nostalgia tour through an era of unprecedented bourgeois tackiness. But…it is also a cultural history, albeit one with a Duran Duran backbeat.” — New York Times Styles

posted 1 month ago on November 4th, 2009 at 15:24 /
get the Obama forecast for your city!

get the Obama forecast for your city!

posted 1 month ago on November 3rd, 2009 at 22:44 /